786. Hello - The Book of Mormon

Hello
My name is Elder Price
And I would like to share with you the most amazing book

Hello
My name is Elder Grant
It's a book about America a long, long time ago

It has
So many awesome parts
You simply won't believe how much this book can change your life

Hello
My name is Elder Green
I would like to share with you this book of Jesus Christ

Hello
My name is Elder Young (Hello)
Did you know that Jesus lived here in the USA?

You can
Read all about it now (Hello)
In this nifty book, it's free, no you don't have to pay (Hello)

Hello
My name is Elder Smith
And can I leave this book with you for you to just peruse?

(Hello) Hello (Hello)
I'll just leave it here
It has a lot of information you can really use

Hello (Hi)
My name is (Jesus Christ)
You have a lovely home (Hello)
It's an amazing book

Bonjour (Hola, Ni Hao)
Me Llamo Elder White (Are these your kids?)
This book gives you the secret to eternal life (Sound good?)

Eternal life (Jesus Christ)
Is super fun (Hello, ding dong)
And if you let us in we'll show you how it can be done (No thanks)

You sure (Oh, well)
That's fine (Goodbye)
Have fun in hell (Hey, now)

You simply won't believe how much this book will change your life

Hello! Would you like to change religions? I have a free book written by Jesus!

No, no Elder Cunningham! That's not how we do it! You're making things up again. Just stick to the approved dialogue. Elders, show him!

Hello (Hello)
My name is (Elder Cunningham)
And we would like to share with you this book of Jesus Christ

Hello
Hello
Ding dong
Hi Ho
Just take this book
It's free
For you
From me
You see

You simply won't believe how much this book will change your life
So you won't burn in...

Hello
You're gonna die someday
But if you read this book you'll see that there's another way

Spend eternity
With certain family
We can fully guarantee you that this book will change your life

The Book of Mormon
Mormon

Hello

785. Bloom - Radiohead

Open your mouth wide
The universal sigh
And while the ocean blooms
It's what keeps me alive
So I lose and start over
Don't blow your mind with why

I'm moving out of orbit
Turning in somersaults
(Turning in somersaults)
I dive into those eyes
(I dive into those eyes)
Jellyfish swim by

784. Ao longe o mar - Madredeus

Porto calmo de abrigo
De um futuro maior
Inda não está perdido
No presente temor

Não faz muito sentido
Já não esperar o melhor
Vem da névoa saindo
A promessa anterior

Quando avistei
Ao longe o mar
Ali fiquei
Parada a olhar

Sim, eu canto a vontade
Canto o teu despertar
E abraçando a saudade
Canto o tempo a passar

Quando avistei
Ao longe o mar
Ali fiquei
Parada a olhar

Quando avistei
Ao longe o mar
Sem querer deixei-me
Ali ficar

783. Next year - Two door cinema club

I don't know where I am going to rest my head tonight
So I won't promise that I'll speak to you today
But if I ever find
Another place
A better time
For that moment I was never what I am

Take me to where you are
What you've become
And what you will do when I am gone
I won't forget
I won't forget

Maybe someday
You'll be somewhere
Talking to me
As if you knew me
Saying I'll be home for next year, darling
I'll be home for next year

In between the lines
Is the only place you'll find
What you're missing but you didn't know was there
So when I say goodbye
You must do your best to try
And forgive me this weakness
This weakness

'Cause I don't know what to say
Another day
Another excuse to be sent your way
Another day
Another year

Maybe someday
You'll be somewhere
Talking to me
As if you knew me
Saying I'll be home for next year, darling
I'll be home for next year
And maybe sometime
In a long time
You'll remember
What I had said there
I said I'll be home for next year, darling
I'll be home for next year

If you
Think of me
I will think of you

Maybe someday
You'll be somewhere
Talking to me
As if you knew me
Saying I'll be home for next year, darling
I'll be home for next year
Maybe sometime
In a long time
You'll remember
What I had said there
I said
I'll be home for next year

Maybe someday
You'll be somewhere
Talking to me
As if you knew me
Saying I'll be home for next year, darling
I'll be home for next year

782. When you get to Asheville - Steve Martin & Edie Brickel

When you get to Asheville
Send me an e-mail
Tell me how you're doing
How it's treatin' you

Did you find a new job
Did you find a new love
Is it everything that
You were dreaming of

Ooh, if it don't work out
Ooh, if it don't work out
Ooh, you can turn around
And come on back to me
You can come on home to me
Everything's the same here
We had to sew up Goldie's ear
She must've got into a fight
Somewhere in the night

She won't sleep in the house now
She just listens for the sound
Of your old eighty-four Ford
Comin' down the road

Ooh, if it don't work out
Ooh, if it don't work out
Ooh, you can turn around
And come on back to me
Come on back to me
You can come on home to me

When you get to Asheville
Send me an e-mail
Let me know that you still
Think about me

781. Most of the time - Bob Dylan

Most of the time
I'm clear focused all around
Most of the time
I can keep both feet on the ground
I can follow the path
I can read the signs
Stay right with it
When the road unwinds
I can handle whatever
I stumble upon
I don't even notice
She's gone
Most of the time

Most of the time
It's well understood
Most of the time
I wouldn't change it if I could
I can't make it all match up
I can hold my own
I can deal with the situation
Right down to the bone
I can survive,
And I can endure
And I don't even think
About her
Most of the time

Most of the time
My head is on straight
Most of the time
I'm strong enough not to hate
I don't build up illusion
'till it makes me sick
I ain't afraid of confusion
No matter how thick
I can smile in the face
Of mankind.
Don't even remember
What her lips felt like on mine
Most of the time
Most of the time
She ain't even in my mind
I wouldn't know her if I saw her
She's that far behind
Most of the time
I can't even be sure
If she was ever with me
Or if I was ever with her

Most of the time
I'm halfway content
Most of the time
I know exactly where it all went
I don't cheat on myself
I don't run and hide
Hide from the feelings
That are buried inside
I don't compromise
And I don't pretend
I don't even care
If I ever see her again
Most of the time

780. Hot knife - Fiona Apple

If I'm butter - if I'm butter-
If I'm butter, then he's a hot knife,
he makes my heart a cinemascope screen
showing the dancing bird of paradise.

If I'm butter - if I'm butter-
If I'm butter, then he's a hot knife,
he makes my heart a cinemascope screen
showing the dancing bird of paradise.

He excites me
Must be like a genesis of rhythm
I get feisty
Whenever I'm with him

If I'm butter - if I'm butter-
If I’m butter, then he's a hot knife,
he makes my heart a cinemascope,
he's showing the dancing bird of paradise

I'm a hot knife- I'm a hot knife-
I'm a hot knife, he's a pad of butter.
If I get a chance I'm gonna show him that
he's never gonna need- never need another.

I'm a hot knife- I'm a hot knife-
I'm a hot knife, he's a pad of butter
If I get a chance I'm gonna show him that
he's never gonna need- never need another.

(And you can, and you can, and you can relax around me)

(If I'm butter - if I'm butter-
If I'm butter, then he's a hot knife,
he makes my heart a cinemascope screen
showing the dancing bird of paradise)

(And you can, and you can, and you can relax around me)

I'm a hot knife- I'm a hot knife-
I'm a hot knife, he's a pad of butter
If I get a chance I'm gonna show him that
he's never gonna need- never need another.

(And you can, and you can, and you can wild up around me)

He excites me
Must be like a genesis of rhythm
I get feisty
Whenever I'm with him...

towards the end:

Maybe he can teach me something, maybe I can teach him too.
Even just to see if there's a shot, that he - really - got over you.

Maybe he can teach me something, maybe I can teach him too.
It's not impossible to show me, he - really - got over you.