Wednesday 21 October 2009

14. Business time - Flight of the Conchords



Aww yeah
That`s right baby.
Girl, tonight we`re gonna make love. You know how I know, baby?
`Cause it`s Wednesday. And Wednesday night is the night that we make love.
Tuesday night`s the night that we go and visit your mother, but Wednesday night is the night we make love.
`Cause everything is just right,
conditions are perfect.
There`s nothing good on TV. Conditions are perfect.
You lean in close and say something sexy like, "I might go to bed I`ve got work in the morning." I know what you`re trying to say baby.
You`re trying to say, "Oh, yeah. It`s business time. It`s business time."

It`s business.
It`s business time.
That`s what you`re trying to say you`re trying to say let`s get down to business it`s business time.

It`s business.
It`s business time.
Next thing you know we`re in the bathroom brushing our teeth.
That`s all part of it, that`s foreplay.
Then you go sort out the recycling.
That`s not part of it but it`s still very important.
Then we`re in the bedroom.
You`re wearing that ugly old baggy t-shirt from that team building exercise you did for your old work. And it`s never looked better on you.

Oh, team building exercise `99.

Oh, you don`t know what you`re doing to me.
I remove my jeans but trip over them `cause I still got my shoes on.
But I turn it into a sexy dance.
Next thing you know I`m down to just my socks
and you know when I`m down to just my socks what time it is
it`s time for business. It`s business time.

It`s business.
It`s business time.
You know when I`m down to just my socks it`s time for business that`s why they call it business socks.

It`s business.
It`s business time.
Oh.
Ooh, makin` love.
Makin` love for two.
Makin` love for two minutes.
When it`s with me you only need two minutes, `cause I`m so intense.
Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven.
You say something like, "Is that it?"
I know what you`re trying to say. You`re trying to say, "Aww yeah, that`s it."
Then you tell me you want some more.
Well I`m not surprised. But I`m quite sleepy.

It`s business.
It`s business time.
Business hours are over. Right, right.

It`s business.
It`s business time.